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I know how ugly I are, I know that I am no star. But I don’t mind it because
I’m behind it, It’s the people in front get the jar.
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I eat my peas with honey. I‘ve done it all my life. They do taste kind of funny
but it keeps them on my knife.
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I love the tulips in the garden. I love the tulips in the park, but the tulips I love
most are the two lips in the dark.
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This meat is tough. It’s tougher where there is none.
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You can see better through washed windows.
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A wise man never blows his knows.
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It ceased raining and silence reigned.
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They strolled the lane together; the sky was studded with stars. They reached the
gate in silence; he lifted for her the bars. She raised her brown eyes to him, there was
nothing between them now for he was just a farmers boy and she, a jersey cow.
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Sleep sweet in Jesus arms (Gust Stone always used to say that in Swedish).
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I’ll be tea totally cow-kicked over a mud fence by a mule.
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One wintry day in summer when the snow was raining fast, the barefoot boy with shoes
on stood sitting in the grass.
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A wise old owl sat in the tree, the less he spoke the more he heard why aren’t
we all more like this bird.
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What’s cook’n good lookin? Chicken, wanna neck?
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Dad would say "It's
tough to be a Swede" and Mom would reply "It's tougher to be married
to one."
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"Are you stiff in
the joints?" - 'yes' - "Ma told me to stay out of the joints."
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"Ma said we could
all go."
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"I'd forget my head
if it wasn't attached."
